Sharp SD-HX500 1-Bit Digital 500 Watt Flat Panel Home Theater System

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Features:

  • New Ultra-High Speed Sampling 1 Bit Digital Amplifiers – 5.6 MHz high speed sampling allows for accurate sound reproduction creating a pure digital path from the original source to the listener.
  • 100W x 5 Channel Output 1-Bit Digital Amplifiers – gives you all the power you need for the ultimate home theater experience.
  • Unique Flat Panel Design – allows for flexible placement anywhere in the home using either an AV rack or the included wall mounting bracket.
  • 5.1 Surround Sound Decoding – DTS, Dolby Digital, Dolby® Pro Logic® II Decoding delivers true 5.1 surround sound.
  • DVD-A/SACD Compatible – Enjoy your favorite 5.1 surround sound audio with Super Audio CD and DVD-audio playback. Also plays DVD-video, CD, CD-R/RW and DVD-R/RW discs
  • Heavy Duty Screw Type Speaker Terminals – provide an easy and flexible solution to connect speakers with any type of connectors.
  • AM/FM Synthesizer Tuner – Use your home theater system as your stereo to listen to all your favorite radio stations.
  • DVD/CD Mechanism – Enjoy your DVDs on the progressive scan DVD player with component video output and listen to your music CDs.